Cabinet Big Brother- Eviction day!
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Day 4386 (give or take). The Cabinet 'as been cheatin' on their expense claims. It's time for an eviction- but who goes?
YOU DECIDE.
Vote below!
The nominees for eviction this week are...
Jack 'The Hack' Straw
For receiving a 50% discount on his council tax and claiming the full amount back.
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David "Brains" Miliband
For spending hundreds of taxpayer pounds on potted plants and gardening.
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Peter "Guess who's back" Mandelson
For claiming thousands of pounds in expenses after resigning as an MP, then selling his constituency home at a personal profit of £136,000.
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Geoff "Buff" Hoon
For switching his second home, allowing him to extensively improve his family home in Derbyshire before buying a London town house also funded by the taxpayer.
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Alistair "Ali D" Darling
For changing his second home designation four times in as many years, and for crimes against nature... eyebrows... nuff said.
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Andrew "Who?" Burnham
(aka Andrew "Flog 'em and" Burnham)
Bought flats/the freehold on a property he owns and for claiming stamp duty and other costs. Warned parliamentary authorities his wife might divorce him if expenses were not paid promptly.
Hazel "Chipmunk" Blears
She claimed for three properties in one year and spent £5,000 on furniture in 3 months after buying a third flat in an 'upmarket' area in London.
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Gordon "Bailout" Brown
Ringleader of the Labour posse- whose crimes include botching Britain's economy, blaming everyone else, paying £6,000 to his brother for cleaning and smiling like he's had a barium enema with a red hot poker.
VOTE NOW!
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