After reading via Tory Bear and The Young Conservative of Jarvis Cocker's 'endorsement' of the Conservative party- we at Keep Right Online sensed that something was certainly not right!


In fact, it appears everyone's favourite Pulp frontman, one indeed who wants to sleep with common people, like you... was misquoted.

The Guardian (sigh!) leads on the correction of this story, with Cocker himself stating, "In no way am I supporting or suggesting that a Conservative government is a good thing, far from it... Rather, what I intended to get across was that, in the absence of any real alternative, a Conservative government at this point unfortunately seems inevitable."

So let's not all dash down to Woolies uh... WHSmith (that's still around, right?) to preorder the forthcoming "Further Compilations" album. Instead, let's take a moment to reflect upon why he's so wrong...

Well...

He's just not right, is he!