In recent news, Tory Bear found out just who Ed Hallam's been poking recently. But did Edward think of protecting his investment? Google Ads say not!



Come on Ed, what size investment are we talking here?

It's the post Max Mosley's been waiting for. Three BNP girls - touted the 'acceptable new faces of the unacceptable' - have been interviewed by Vice magazine.

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Some of their interview answers are pure comedy gold:

Q: When people say the BNP is a fascist party, what do you think?
A: Fascist – I don’t understand that word.

Q: Think of Nazi Germany, or 1930s Italy.
A: I can’t even remember when that happened really, but I’m against them anyway.

Q: You’re against who?
A: The Germans. I know that sounds evil… I was brought up that way.

On the pictorial front, usually, here at KeepRightOnline, we're more discerning than our gutter press rivals, so we'd like to apologise for the disruption in that quality control service. But at least these girls aren't as unattractive as their party's neo-Nazi policies. Well, barely. (Ed: Not even. This is a real life munter)

Don't worry, lads. Just lie back and think of England Lanzarote.

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The Commons yesterday appointed John Bercow, known Labour-panderer and socialist-coddler to be the Speaker of the House of Commons. Tory Bear says it best in his snippet from the Standard piece, "New Speaker, New Danger". The Labour Party have decided to play partisan politics with a real chance to refresh the House of Commons, and for this they will go down as perverters of democracy (even further than they currently will).

Too depressing for words, indeed.

KeepRightOnline would like to take this opportunity to wish a very Happy 1st Birthday to Mr. Tory Bear, of Tory Bear fame. Many happy returns TB, and congrats on the 1000th post.

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After reading via Tory Bear and The Young Conservative of Jarvis Cocker's 'endorsement' of the Conservative party- we at Keep Right Online sensed that something was certainly not right!


In fact, it appears everyone's favourite Pulp frontman, one indeed who wants to sleep with common people, like you... was misquoted.

The Guardian (sigh!) leads on the correction of this story, with Cocker himself stating, "In no way am I supporting or suggesting that a Conservative government is a good thing, far from it... Rather, what I intended to get across was that, in the absence of any real alternative, a Conservative government at this point unfortunately seems inevitable."

So let's not all dash down to Woolies uh... WHSmith (that's still around, right?) to preorder the forthcoming "Further Compilations" album. Instead, let's take a moment to reflect upon why he's so wrong...

Well...

He's just not right, is he!

Hats off to Tory Bear. What a guy.

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