Folks, you saw it here first. Ed Hallam, the newly re-elected CWLCF Chairman has had yet another drastic image makeover, some have said under the powerful influence of one Lucy Roblin, chief image advisor to Hallam.

UPDATED: Sources have indicated that Lucy Roblin may not be the Chief Image Advisor after all. That title for the moment goes to (and here comes a whole host of new Hallam rumours: one Arsheen Rajpar of BUCF fame. Keep 'em peeled, people!)

Is he cooking something up for which he needs to look THIS DAMN SPIFFY?

Watch this space for Hallam's next move!

The Young Conservative has a cracking story today about how one of George 'the cat' 'Hussein' Galloway submitted an expense claim on a Back Boris receipt, as distributed by Conservative Future activists during the London Mayoral campaign.

See here for further details.

After reading via Tory Bear and The Young Conservative of Jarvis Cocker's 'endorsement' of the Conservative party- we at Keep Right Online sensed that something was certainly not right!


In fact, it appears everyone's favourite Pulp frontman, one indeed who wants to sleep with common people, like you... was misquoted.

The Guardian (sigh!) leads on the correction of this story, with Cocker himself stating, "In no way am I supporting or suggesting that a Conservative government is a good thing, far from it... Rather, what I intended to get across was that, in the absence of any real alternative, a Conservative government at this point unfortunately seems inevitable."

So let's not all dash down to Woolies uh... WHSmith (that's still around, right?) to preorder the forthcoming "Further Compilations" album. Instead, let's take a moment to reflect upon why he's so wrong...

Well...

He's just not right, is he!