The President's closest and oldest political friend, the Teleprompter of the United States (TOTUS), passed away last night. He collapsed in the middle of a speech by Obama in defence of his economic policies.

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Early reports state he died exhaustion after being over-worked over the past year, and that his over-use had voided his warranty. He will be sorely missed - by President Obama.