The Observer has profiled six Tory totty highly-successful and articulate ladies - showing off just a few of the young women making waves in the party, including candidates Louise Bradshaw and Annunziata Rees-Mogg, and NW London CF social action Liza Chantelle.

The pick of the quotes is from Annunziata:

I'm not sure I want to look like these ladies, but I do admire the ability of people like Ann Widdecombe, Gwyneth Dunwoody and Barbara Castle to stick to their beliefs and say what they thought.

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Erstwhile fascist fuglies and Labour ladettes should take note.

It's the post Max Mosley's been waiting for. Three BNP girls - touted the 'acceptable new faces of the unacceptable' - have been interviewed by Vice magazine.

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Some of their interview answers are pure comedy gold:

Q: When people say the BNP is a fascist party, what do you think?
A: Fascist – I don’t understand that word.

Q: Think of Nazi Germany, or 1930s Italy.
A: I can’t even remember when that happened really, but I’m against them anyway.

Q: You’re against who?
A: The Germans. I know that sounds evil… I was brought up that way.

On the pictorial front, usually, here at KeepRightOnline, we're more discerning than our gutter press rivals, so we'd like to apologise for the disruption in that quality control service. But at least these girls aren't as unattractive as their party's neo-Nazi policies. Well, barely. (Ed: Not even. This is a real life munter)

Don't worry, lads. Just lie back and think of England Lanzarote.