Stellar news, ladies and gents- the witch is dead! Which old witch?

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The country breathed a sigh of relief today as criminals wondered whether or not they may soon have someone to fear as Home Secretary.

That's right friends, Jacqui Smith aka Little Miss Porn-Allowance (that wasn't as clever as it could have been) has announced she'll giving up stepping down as Home Secretary before Gordon Brown rearranges the deck chairs on the Titanic churns out the Labour Cabinet reshuffle.

How embarrassing this must be- but we'll bet this delusional hack thinks she's some kind of Jerry Maguire. The only question left to be answer is...

Who's going with her?

Jacqui Smith leaves the Cabinet...